Quotes For The Day

"Once a man has set his foot upon that path to power, little will stop him save his own death. He will always strive to be the greatest, and he lives in constant fear that somewhere another is greater than he and will topple him. And of course this will happen, because everything that has a beginning has an ending."

~ Heaven's Net Is Wide, (Tales of the Otori), Lian Hearn

"God, devil, and the world all wish to enter me; Of what great lineage my noble heart must be."
~ Angelus Silesius

"One time I was so drunk I gave someone a back adjustment. I'm not a chiropractor -- you have to go to a weekend of school for that!"
~ Doctor at AA meeting on Family Guy

‎"I'm a vampire and I'm in love with this unattractive girl. Grrr! I'm a werewolf and I am also in love with this unattractive girl. Boy, she sure can act, though, can't she? Nope."

~ Chris, playing with Twilight puppets, on Family Guy